“Money couldn’t buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.” – Spike Milligan

“I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see, pal, that’s who I am, and you’re nothing.” – Alec Baldwin, Glengarry Glen Ross

“If you can actually count your money, then you are not really a rich man.” – J. Paul Getty

“If we command our wealth, we shall be rich and free. If our wealth commands us, we are poor indeed.” – Edmund Burke

“You can’t be too greedy.” – Donald Trump

“Money is like an arm or a leg. Use it or lose it.” – Henry Ford

“I’ve always loathed rich people, so I’ve become who I’ve loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.” – Larry David

“Money doesn’t talk; it swears.” – Bob Dylan, “It’s Alright, Ma (I’m only bleeding)

“I like money. It’s fund to fold and stack and smell and look at. It’s just plain fun to count money, and I often do it in a loud falsetto while wearing nothing but a captain’s hat and a coin changer.” – Dennis Miller

“Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make complete use of the other five.” – W. Somerset Maugham

“Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.” – Damon Runyon

“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made.” – Joan Rivers

“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.” – Aristotle Onassis

“We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy.” – Chris Rock

“Money is no object…unless you intend to spend it.” – Pointy-Haired Boss, Dilbert

“It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.” – Oscar Wilde

“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. then when you get the power, then you get the women.” – Al Pacino, Scarface

“I will tell you the secret of getting rich on Wall Street. You try to be greedy when others are fearful, and you try to be very fearful when others are greedy.” – Warren Buffett

“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin

“It’s all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation.” – Michael Douglas, Wall Street

As found in Men’s Health, June 2004