Have no fear of perfection – you’ll never reach it. – Salvador Dali

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. – Richard Bach

I can’t work out in front of women. I don’t want them to see me when I’m on my way to my goal – which is them. – Craig Shoemaker

If you’re afraid fo losing, then you daren’t win. – Bjorn Borg

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn’t do you any good. – Abe Lemmons

Any workout which does not involve a certain minimum of danger or responsibility does not improve the body – it just wears it out. – Norman Mailer

You don’t run 26 miles at 5 minutes a mile on good looks and a secret recipe. – Frank Shorter

If you train hard, you’ll not only be hard, you’ll be hard to beat. – Herschel Walker

Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us. – Peter de Vries

Why do I have to start my diet on pork chops night? – Homer Simpson

As found in Men’s Health, May 2004