Hey, maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Aaaalrighty then.
— Jim Carrey in Pet Detective (1993)

I ain’t never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza.
— Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy) in Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

This is the cleanest and nicest police car I’ve ever been in my life. This thing is nicer than my apartment.
— Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy) in Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

Hey, what about Shrek? He’s ugly 24/7!
— Donkey (Eddie Murphy) in Shrek (2001)

Dr. Dolittle: You’ll be the most famous bear in the world! Archie: Bigger than Pooh? Dr. Dolittle: If you get this right, everybody will be saying, Winnie the Who!
— Dr. Dolittle (Eddie Murphy) in Dr Dolittle (1998, 2001)

Oh, Shrek. Don’t worry. Things just seem bad because it’s dark and rainy and Fiona’s father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.
— Donkey in Shrek 2 (2004)

He trips underwater. Now who trips… underwater? And by the way, on what?
— Oscar (Will Smith) in Shark Tale (2004)

You cannot leave everything to Fate, boy. She’s got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand.
— Danielle (Drew Barrymore) in Ever After (1998)

I don’t trust a man who makes toys in a land where children are forbidden.
— Childcatcher (Robert Helpmann) in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

I haven’t lost it, I just can’t find it. There’s a difference you know.
— Alex (Freddie Boath) in The Mummy Returns (2001)

Alex: Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: No. Alex: Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: No. Alex: Are we there yet? Lock-Nah: No. Alex: Are we… [Lock-Nah stabs his knife right between Alex’s fingers] Alex: Wow, that’s amazing. Perfect aim. Lock-Nah: What are you talking about? I missed.
— Freddie Boath and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje in The Mummy Returns (2001)

Meela: What a bright little child. Your mother must be missing you terribly. If you wish to see her again, you better behave. Alex: Lady, I don’t behave for my parents, what makes you think I’m going to do it for you?
— The Mummy Returns (2001)

I’m not helpless. I’m not helpless. I am helpless. I’m gonna die.
— Daphne (Sarah Michelle Gellar) in Scooby-Doo (2002)

Sometimes belief is all we have.
— Lisa (Kristen Miller) in Team America: World Police (2004)

A flying limo? Now I’ve seen everything.
— Gary Johnston (Trey Parker) in Team America: World Police (2004)

You come here uninvited. Go back to your ships and go home.
— Hector (Eric Bana) in Troy (2004)

I’ll be back!
— The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Terminator (1984)

Do you want this jacket? I don’t need it.
— Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise) in Jerry Maguire (1996)

Relax Luther, it’s much worse than you think.
— Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) in Mission: Impossible (1996)

Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
— Ian (Jeff Goldblum) in Jurassic Park (1993)

Why don’t you make like a tree… and get outta here.
— Thomas F. Wilson (Biff) in Back to Future (1985)

I;m just a girl, standing infront of a boy, asking him to love her.
— Notting Hill

I have very little time, and so the conversation will be entirely about me and I shall love it.
— Beverly Carlton (Reginald Carlton) in Man Who Came to Dinner (1942)

Did you ever have the feeling that you wanted to go, and still have the feeling that you wanted to stay?
— Banjo (Jimmy Durante) in Man Who Came to Dinner (1942)

A man’s got to know his limitations.
— Harry callahan (Clint Eastwood) in Magnum Force (1973)

Inside each and every one of us is our one, true authentic swing. Something we was born with. Something that’s ours and ours alone. Something that can’t be learned… something that’s got to be remembered.
— Bagger Vance (Will Smith) in Legend of Bagger Vance (2000)

No, I am merely stating that uhh… life finds a way.
— Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff GoldBlum)

You don’t actually think they spend $20,000.00 on a hammer, $30,000.00 on a toilet seat do you?
— Julius Levinson (Judd Hirsch) in Independence Day (1996)

Never give up! Never surrender!
— Jason Nesmith (Tim Allen) in Galaxy Quest (1999)

There are only four questions of value in life, Don Octavio. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for, and what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love.
— Don Juan (Johnny Depp) in Don Juan De Marco (1995)

There is no death. It is only a transition to a different sphere of conscienceness.
— Tangina (Zelda Rubenstein) in Poltergeist (1982)

Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.
— Helen Hunt (Carol Connelly) in As Good As It Gets (1997)

(referring to Apple Computers) He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.
— Forrest Gum (Tom Hanks) in Forrest Gump (1994)

I’m a mawg: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend!
— Barf (John Candy) in Spaceballs (1987)

Smile, it enhances your face value.
— Truvy (Dolly Parton) in Steel Magnolias (1989)

I haven’t got a brain… only straw.
— Scarecrow (Ray Bolger) in Wizard of Oz (1939)

Old age. It’s the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don’t look forward to being cured of.
— Bernstein (Everett Sloane) in Citizen Kane (1941)

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly!
— Donkey (Eddie Murphy) in Shrek (2001)

Oh! Oh he’s mean. He’s just mean spirited. Alright, how many espressos have you had?
— Rusty Ryan (Brad Pitt) in Ocean’s Twelve (2004)

I can’t think about that right now. If I do, I’ll go crazy. I’ll think about that tomorrow.
— Scarlett (Vivien Leigh) in Gone with the Wind (1939)

I’m your wife! I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna get!
— Honey in The Incredibles (2004)

Frodo: I’m going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are, and I’m going with you!
— Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

“Hello, this is a recording, you’ve dialed the right number, now hang up and don’t do it again.”
— Danny Ocean (Frank Sinatra) in Ocean’s Eleven (1960)

“I want to help you. Let me do one last thing, something useful for a change… Let me show you where the Major is.”
— Danilov (Joseph Fiennes) in Enemy at the Gates (2001)

“Mr. President, you’ve got bigger problems than losing me. You just lost my vote.”
— Sydney Ellen Wade (Annette Bening) in The American President (1995)

“First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter.”
— Velma Kelly (Catherine Zeta-Jones) in Chicago (2002)

“Metaman – express elevator! Dynaguy – snagged on takeoff! Splashdown – sucked into a vortex! NO CAPES!”
— Edna ‘E’ Mode (voice of Brad Bird) in The Incredibles (2004)

“Swordsmanship’s ultimate achievement is the absence of the sword in both hand and heart. The swordsman is at peace with the rest of the world. He vows not to kill and to bring peace to mankind.”
— King of Qin in Hero (2002)

“What if I were in a coma, and the doc says, ‘One more day?'”
“I’d throw you into the ocean… Shock therapy.”
— Manni and Lola in Run Lola Run (1998)

“At least you’ll never be a vegetable – even artichokes have hearts.”
— Amélie (Audrey Tautou) in Amélie(2001)

“He’s a fountain of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he’s so angry that moments of levity actually cause him pain; give him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.”
— Garland Greene (Steve Buscemi) in Con Air (1997)

“How many languages do you speak? – I speak one. One Zero One Zero Zero. With that I could steal your money, your secrets, your sexual fantasies, your whole life.”
— Taz ‘Rat’ Finch (DJ Qualls) in The Core (2003)

“I can’t judge. There are two kinds of people in Alaska: those who were born here and those who come here to escape something. I wasn’t born here.”
— Rachel Clement (Maura Tierney) in Insomnia (2002)

”I’m here Huckleberry”
— Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) Tombstone

“Relationships that start under intense circumstances, they never last.”
— Annie (Sandra Bullock) in Speed (1994)

“Are you mad? I already told you my children are photosensitive. THE LIGHT WILL KILL THEM.”
— Grace (Nicole Kidman) in The Others (2001)

“Summoning up a true love spell called Amas Veritas. He can flip pancakes in the air. He’ll be marvelously kind. And his favorite shape will be a star. And he’ll have one green eye and one blue.”
— Sally Owens (Sandra Bullock) in Practical Magic (1998)

“I’m not afraid of the man who wants ten nuclear weapons, Colonel. I’m terrified of the man who only wants one.”
— Julia Kelly (Nicole Kidman) in The Peacemaker (1997)

“Isn’t this the moment where one of us is supposed to say: Look, this is ridiculous, we love each other, all couples go through this, let’s give it another try.”
— Ben Jordan (Bruce Willis) in The Story of Us (1999)

“I think she’s startin’ to suspect something.” “Who?” “Your wife.”
— Claire & Norman Spencer (Michelle Pfeiffer & Harrison Ford) in What Lies Beneath (2000)

“No hay banda! There is no band. It is all an illusion…”
— Bondar (Richard Green) in Mulholland Dr. (2001)

“She doesn’t like it in the barn. The horses keep her up at night.”
— Aidan Keller (David Dorfman) in The Ring (2002)

“Do you believe there is a part of yourself, deep inside in your mind, with things you don’t want other people to see? During a session when I’m inside, I get to see those things.”
— Catharine Deane (Jennifer Lopez) in The Cell (2000)

“You’re a… you’re a complex Freudian hallucination having something to do with my mother and I don’t know why you have wings, but you have very lovely legs and you’re a very nice tiny person and what am I saying, I don’t know who my mother was; I’m an orphan and I’ve never done drugs because I missed the sixties, I was an accountant.”
— Peter Banning (Robin Williams) in Hook (1991)

Look down the road to her wedding. I’m in a room alone with her, fixing her veil, fluffing her dress, telling her no woman has ever looked so beautiful. And my fear is she’ll think, “I wish my mom were here.”
— Isabel (Julia Roberts) in Stepmom (1998)

“*Please* let me follow the nanny. She doesn’t shave her legs. Women like that are so… HOT.”
— Fiedler (Jack Black) in Enemy of the State (1998)

“If you think I’m lying, drop the bomb. If you think I’m crazy, drop the bomb. But don’t drop the bomb just because you’re following orders!”
— Sam Daniels (Dustin Hoffman) in Outbreak (1995)

“You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do…I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.”
— Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988)

“What have you got against her anyway?” “Not my lips!”
— Oscar and Angie (Will Smith and Renee Zellewegger) in Shark Tale (2004)

That’s what i like about high school girls…..I get older…..they stay the same age.
— Matthew McConaughey (Dazed and Confused) 1992

“One point twenty one Gigawatts!” Whats a gigawatt?
— Doc Brown, Marty McFly(Christopher Lloyd, Michael J Fox) Back To The Future (1985)

A man in a really nice camper, wants to sign us. Im signing………..your signing…….we’re all signing!!
— That Thing You Do (1996)

“I should feel safe, but I don’t, so I live off the grid – no phone, no address, no one and nothing can find me. I’ve erased all connections to the past, but as hard as I try I can’t erase my dreams, my nightmares.”
— John Connor (Nick Stahl) in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

“I need to talk to the guard who forgot to lock the gate.”
— Alice Marano (Claire Danes) in Brokedown Palace (1999)

“Every day for the last three weeks you’ve been coming in here and you’ve been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn’t changed.”
— Mia Toretto (Jordana Brewster) in The Fast and the Furious (2001)

“She bit me man, she took a chunk clean right outta me!”
— Rain (Michelle Rodriguez) in Resident Evil (2002)

“A *person* is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.”
— Agent Kay (Tommy Lee Jones) in Men in Black (1997)

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— Mary Poppins (Julie Andrews)

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I ask that of all my prey.
— Joker, Jack Nicholson

“Isn’t it funny – you hear a phone ringing and it could be anybody. But a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn’t it?”
— The Caller (Kiefer Sutherland) in Phone Booth (2002)

“I read this article a while back, that said that Microsoft employs more millionaire secretary’s that any other company in the world. They took stock options over Christmas bonuses. It was a good move.”
— Seth Davis (Giovanni Ribisi) in Boiler Room (2000)

“There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We’ve been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.”
— Neil McCauley (Robert De Niro) in The Heat (1995)

“Take a look at a castle, any castle. Now, break down the key elements that make it a caste. Location. Protection. Garrison. Flag. The only difference between this castle and all the rest is they were built to keep people out, this castle was built to keep people in.”
— Lt. Gen. Eugene Irwin (Robert Redford) in The Last Castle (2001)

“I have endured what no one on earth has endured. I have kissed the hands of the man who killed my son.”
— Priam (Peter O’Toole) in Troy (2004)

“People ask me, why do you do it man? They don’t understand, it’s about the men next to you. That’s all it is.”
— Sergeant 1st Class Norm “Hoot” Gibson (Eric Bana) in Black Hawk Down (2001)

“What’s his type? Wilting flower? Bright and bubbly? Or smoldering temptress?”
— Satine (Nicole Kidman) in Moulin Rouge! (2001)

“If two people love each other, but they just can’t seem to get it together, when do you get to that point of enough is enough?”
— Samantha Barzel (Julia Roberts) in The Mexican (2001)

“I’ll let fate decide what to do with you. If the police don’t get you, the other Chinese families will. Do what you will father, but this time no one will go to prison for you.”
— Han Sing (Jet Li) in Romeo Must Die (2000)

“Now, if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.”
— Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)

“Well we can do it my way, or we can all come back in time for the next allignment and you’re welcome to try and kill me then, in oh, say, another 5,000 years.”
— Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie) in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

“I’ve got two jobs. I’ve discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it’s honest.”
— Sway (Angelina Jolie) in Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000)

“I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One.”
— Seth (Nicolas Cage) in City of Angels (1998)

“The Godfather answers all of life’s questions. What to pack for a trip? ‘Leave the gun, take the cannolis.’ ”
— Joe Fox (Tom Hanks) in You’ve Got Mail (1998)

“Well, I’m gonna get out of bed every morning… breath in and out all day long. Then, after a while I won’t have to remind myself to get out of bed every morning and breath in and out… and, then after a while, I won’t have to think about how I had it great and perfect for a while. ”
— Sam Baldwin (Tom Hanks) in Sleepless in Seattle (1993)

“I am Nature’s arm. Her spirit. Her will. Hell, I am Mother Nature, and the time has come for plants to take back the world so rightfully ours! ’cause it’s not nice to fool with Mother Nature.”
— Poison Ivy (Uma Thurman) in Batman & Robin (1997)

“Ten oughta do it, don’t you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. Alright, we’ll get one more.”
— Daniel Ocean (George Clooney) in Ocean’s Eleven (2001)

“Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he is Superman.”
— Bill (David Carradine) in Kill Bill Vol. 2 (2004)

“My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flashes.”
— Mrs. Doubtfire (Robin Williams) in Mrs. Doubtfire (1993).

“It was an old tradition. Only the most dutiful of daughters would put her own flesh in a soup to save her mother’s life. My mother did this with her whole heart even though my grandmother had disowned her. This is how a daughter honors her mother. The pain of the flesh is nothing. The pain you must forget. This is the most important sacrifice a daughter can make for her mother. ”
— An-Mei Hsu (Lisa Lu) in The Joy Luck Club (2003)

“I caught an uncatchable fish.”
— Senior Ed Bloom (Albert Finney) in Big Fish (2003)

“Desire is irrelevant. I am a machine.”
— Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)

“Forgive them, Father. They know not what they do.”
— Jesus (James Caviezel) in Passion of the Christ (2004)

“They — eat — pigs? Pork, they call it. Or bacon. They only call them pigs when they’re alive.”
— Babe and Cat (Christine Cavanaugh and Russi Taylor voice) in Babe (1995)

“We got… We got cows!”
— Jo (Helen Hunt) in Twister (1996)

“All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.” “Yeah, but if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”
— John Hammond and Dr. Ian Malcolm (Richard Attenborough and Jeff Goldblum) in Jurassic Park (1993)

“Shhh. Give me your hand. Now close your eyes. Go on, step up. Now hold on to the railing. Keep your eyes closed. Don’t peek.”
— Jack and Rose (Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet) in Titanic (1997)

“Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, with great power comes great responsibility. This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? ”
— Spider-Man/Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) in Spider-Man (2002)

“I have to be able to see where I am going, otherwise I could wind up inside a wall.”
— Nightcrawler (Alan Cumming) in X2 (2003)

“I just want to apologize to Josh’s mom, and Mike’s mom, and my mom. I am so sorry!”
— Heather Donahue (Heather Donahue) in The Blair Witch Project (1999)

“Having a kid is great… as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or talking.”
— Sonny Koufax (Adam Sandler) in Big Daddy (1999)

“The fact that you stopped it from falling doesn’t mean it wasn’t going to fall… The fact that you prevented it from happening doesn’t change the fact that it was going to happen.”
— John Anderton (Tom Cruise) in Minority Report (2002)

“Most of us live our whole lives… without any real adventure to call our own.”
— Rebecca Dearborn (Tilda Swinton) in Vanilla Sky (2001)

“Look, I guarantee there’ll be tough times. I guarantee that at some time, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don’t ask you to be mine, I’ll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you’re the only one for me. ”
— Ike Graham (Richard Gere) in Runaway Bride (1999)

“After all… I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.”
— Anna Scott (Julia Roberts) in Notting Hill (1999)

“Mama always said, dying was a part of life.”
— Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) in Forrest Gump (1994)

“Remember: Always let your conscience be your guide.”
— The Blue Fairy (Evelyn Venable voice) in Pinocchio (1940)

“Where the Lord closes a door, somewhere He opens a window.”
— Maria (Julie Andrews) in The Sound of Music (1965)

“He’s only a kid Harry. We can take him.”
— Marv Merchants (Daniel Stern) in Home Alone (1990)

[singing]”I want adventure in the great, wide somewhere. I want it more than I can tell. And for once it would be grand to have someone understand. I want so much more than they’ve got planned.”
— Belle (Paige O’Hara voice) in Beauty and the Beast (1991)

“Kids these days. They just don’t get scared like they used to.”
— Henry J. Waternoose (James Coburn voice) in Monsters Inc. (2001)

“Dead people like, in graves? In coffins?” “Walking around like regular people. They don’t see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don’t know they’re dead.”
— Malcolm Crowe and Cole Sear (Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment) in The Six Sense (1999)

“I’d be the worst possible Godfather. I’d probably drop her on her head at her christening. I’d forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I’d take her out and get her drunk. And, let’s face it, quite possibly try and shag her.”
— Will (Hugh Grant) in About a Boy (2002)

“Five schillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.”
— Captain of Guards in Shrek (2001)

“When I die and I stand before God awaiting judgment and he asks me why I let one of HIS miracles die, what am I gonna say, that it was my job?”
— Paul Edgecomb (Tom Hanks) in The Green Mile (1999)

“Ohh, what’s really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn’t said anything? ”
— Oracle (Gloria Foster) in The Matrix (1999)

“I only wanted to warn you that Sammy can get into trouble faster than you can make most women smile.”
— Melanie Parker (Michelle Pfeiffer) in One Fine Day (1996)

“I’m too old for you.” “Oh, no… I collect antiques.”
— Will and Charlotte (Richard Gere and Winona Ryder) in Autumn in New York (2000)

“Would you please tell the audience… err… the jury what happened?”
— Billy Flynn (Richard Gere) in Chicago (2002)

“I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner. Bye.”
— Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) in The Silence of the Lambs

“You’re going to give her an injection of adrenaline directly to her heart. ”
— Lance (Eric Stoltz) in Pulp Fiction (1994)

“Those of you lucky enough to have your lives take them with you. However, leave the limbs you’ve lost. They belong to me now.”
— The Bride (Uma Thurman) in Kill Bill Vol 1 (2003)

“Choice? He’s the only one here your age. That’s not a choice, it’s a lack of option. ”
— Harry Stamper (Bruce Willis) In Armageddon (1998)

“Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.”
— Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

“I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy.”
— Dory [to a jellyfish] in Finding Nemo

“I like the way I feel. I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father. Now when I get the sun, I smile.”
— Sara Goldfarb in Requiem for a Dream

“When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep… and you’re never really awake.”
— The Narrator (Edward Norton) in Fight Club

“Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.”
— Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins) [in a letter to Red] in The Shawshank Redemption

“I’m packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.”
— Mrs. Potato Head [to Mr. Potato Head] in Toy Story 2 (1999)

“We were supposed to draw a picture, anything we wanted. I drew a man who got hurt in the neck by another man with a screwdriver.”
— Cole Sear (Haley Joel Osment) from The Sixth Sense (1999)

“Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life”? Well, that’s true of every day but one – the day you die.”
— Lester Burnham (played by Kevin Spacey) from American Beauty(1999)

“Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man.”
— Don Corleone from The Godfather(1972)

“Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.”
— Morpheus from The Matrix (1999)

“You call that begging? You can beg better than that.”
— Go Go Yubari from Kill Bill, Vol 1(2003)