Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

Man: Hey Doc. What’s the secret to a long life?
Doctor: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Doctor: No, but that way the thought of long life will never come.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality – like two boxers shaking hands before the fight starts!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let’s observe 2 minutes of silence.

It’s funny when people discuss love marriages vs. Arranged marriages.
It’s like asking someone if suicide is better than being murdered.

There is only ONE perfect child in the world, and every mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife in the world, and every neighbour has it!