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Would “4 non-blondes” have been a bigger success if they just went blonde? #music #hmm
My new girlfriend. Great at back scratching but lousy at hand jobs. http://t.co/jNsya6F
They close the washrooms at work more often then they are open. What are people doing in there?
You know you are a douche when there are lots of free spots but you park illegally in front of the store anyway. #douche
Just heard “sharded” in a presentation. Giggled until I realized it wasn’t “sharted”. Still kinda funny.He talks a lot about “sharding” #lol
Wearing the tight Lululemon pants at work is questionable (although enjoyable). But on that GUY? #myEyesAreBurning
First time visiting the Doctor at work. Not sure why I had to get undressed for an eye problem. #huh #weird
- Insomnia is not fun. Finally fall asleep at 3, alarm at 6. No more sugar doughnuts before bed. #seemedharmless #
- 49 minutes to reboot your laptop is normal, right? #fail #
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- Brilliant. Best line:"just follow me on Twiiter“@BenFolds: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/21/the-facebook-song-for-fri_n_690127.html #
- @Richardsonian if I had been invited to boys nite then I could have take laid a beat down on their punk asses. in reply to Richardsonian #
- I am sure it's a record. 10 minutes at resort and @Angie_Elliott has lost her flip-flops. Hero husband found them. Crisis averted. #
- I just ousted @the_suits as the mayor of Fern Resort on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/947JMD #
- Using the @wordpress #iPad app. It is really good, simple and easy to use. Needs filter by cat/tag & notification of drafts. #
- Onstage for "Dad of Fern Resort" competition. Had me do a #MickeyMouse impression. I nailed it & they asked for an encore of Goofy. #nerd #
- . @BadAstronomer sad that Bad Universe isn't on Canada. Any idea when it airs here? Have to settle for mythbusters marathon. in reply to BadAstronomer #
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