Author: Goofing (Page 9 of 17)

• I can't say enough about how brilliant @timminchin is. Have to watch all his stuff and give him $. "if you love me" http://bit.ly/cBC7Hv #
• I think Upsy Daisy isn't wearing underwear in this episode. #needkidstogetthisreference #
• Great video "Dad Life" http://youtu.be/DOKuSQIJlog Sent to me by @Richardsonian Any fathers out there have to watch this. #
• Great Big Sea! Yoo hoo! $25 for parking. Boo hoo. (@ The Molson Amphitheatre w/ 13 others) http://4sq.com/bToCUQ #
• Great nite with @joetek @johntobin @greatbigsean and our spouses at the #GBS concert. Good friends=good times #

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• Baseball in the rain. I must be nuts. But happy to be able to play. (@ Riverdale Park) http://4sq.com/cQwVKO #
• WTF? Who would do this? Obviously it was done enough to warrant a sign. http://yfrog.com/mj40mnj #
• I need sleep but keep getting pulled into reading tweets via @flipbook. Damn you clean, beautiful interface on iPad! #
• I've been planning on writing a book on procrastination but just haven't got around to it. #
• You have to be really lazy to not finish a twe #
• My son is really enjoying the Toy Story movies now. He runs around with his arms spread saying " to infinity & beyond". #Disney #somuchfun #
• "A little polish and a little paint will turn something dr what it is to what it ain't" #grandmothersayings #

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• @brundle_fly in the future let me know when you want to go to Jays game. I get tix at 50% off. (I work for Rogers) in reply to brundle_fly #
• @brundle_fly sorry. Had a bad twitter week. Feel like a junky missing my twitfix in reply to brundle_fly #
• Saw a really cool ad and was going to retweet it but remembered @johntobin & his complaint that all I do is retweet. Sorry. Blame him #
• RT @paulandstorm: [P] (edit) I thought this was a 4chan Photoshop until I saw it on the Warner Bros. site. #AdFAIL http://bit.ly/9nLF2g #
• 5k men were asked to complete a survey on what they liked best about oral sex:
  3% the warmth; 4% the sensation; 93% appreciated the silence #
• @Richardsonian was going to make a comment about 'isn't that what wives are for' but thought I should just say 'where's the Nutella?' in reply to Richardsonian #

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• @brundle_fly in the future let me know when you want to go to Jays game. I get tix at 50% off. (I work for Rogers) in reply to brundle_fly #
• @brundle_fly sorry. Had a bad twitter week. Feel like a junky missing my twitfix in reply to brundle_fly #
• Saw a really cool ad and was going to retweet it but remembered @johntobin & his complaint that all I do is retweet. Sorry. Blame him #
• RT @paulandstorm: [P] (edit) I thought this was a 4chan Photoshop until I saw it on the Warner Bros. site. #AdFAIL http://bit.ly/9nLF2g #
• 5k men were asked to complete a survey on what they liked best about oral sex:
  3% the warmth; 4% the sensation; 93% appreciated the silence #
• @Richardsonian was going to make a comment about 'isn't that what wives are for' but thought I should just say 'where's the Nutella?' in reply to Richardsonian #

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• One of the best things about our house is the cool summer breeze thru the windows with the sounds of crickets & frogs & the rest of nature #
• I went swimming in the downpour today with my son. It was, in his words, "so much fun". #1coolthing #

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• Just had our new washer/drier delivered. The guys were dying from the heat so I gave them some water and freezies when they were finished. #
• I'm in trouble if this is true! according to @richardsonian “@RichardWiseman: Possibly my fav headline ever. http://twitpic.com/27lade” #
• “@Alyssa_Milano: "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. /via @dahara” and "I do" is the longest sentence. ;op #
• Trying to upgrade my seats at the #raptors (@ Air Canada Centre) http://4sq.com/5ATERT #
• I just became the mayor of Montrose Farm park on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/dp8P2R #
• OH: it's the code of the playground. #seriously #

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• Ahh. Home again after a great day at the cottage for my birthday. Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes! (@ Casa Elliott) #
• This is pure Simpson awesomeness.http://farm1.static.flickr.com/37/91548339_5e0656486d_b.jpg #
• Benefit of home ownership: able to get a call from a good friend at midnight and not disturb my son or wife. Couldn't do that in the condo. #
• Saw my doctor and told her that today is her receptionist's birthday. #thingsyouwouldthinktheyknow #
• Can't believe that it has been 70 days since #Loblaws screwed me over & they still haven't called like they promised. #fail #theysuck #
• Wednesday at 2pm. Would really like it to be Friday at 5pm. #
• Yet another reason to be with #Rogers @joetek Wow, #Bell Mobility seems to be down in Toronto for incoming and outgoing calls… yuck. #
• Attention wives of geeks(@joetek @johntobin @skidmarek @kosciejew ) we want this:RT @Alltop Adorable USB wedding ring http://om.ly/oKPx #
• Anyone explain the bacon suits? “@ebertchicago: .@feminista09: The neighbor kids. Cute little dickenses. http://twitpic.com/25nzwl” #
• In bed with my son watching Sesame Street or as he calls it "the street". He has a fever so whatever he wants is good with me. #
• As said by 2 parents who are just happy to have their son eating: "no you can't have any more cheesies until you finish your ice cream". #

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• @brundle_fly Hello. ;o) in reply to brundle_fly #
• I just ousted Wendy M. as the mayor of Bay College Medical & Lockwood Diagnostics on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/6wSBUt #
• Problem with working from he is the ready access to all this good food. Now do I want chips or ice cream at 10am? Hmm. I know both! #
• My last tweet not withstanding, I'm not sure why I'm not losing any weight. Odd. #
• Getting a crown. Hope it doesn't go to my head. (@ Bay College Medical & Lockwood Diagnostics) http://4sq.com/6wSBUt #
• Fun baseball game with my son and brother tonight. Saw an 'in the park home run' and was on the jumbotron with a chance to win a golf round. #
• @Richardsonian good use of afoot! in reply to Richardsonian #
• I caved in. My beautiful wife bought me this as an early birthday present. So far: very cool. http://yfrog.com/087eylj #
• Missed getting the picture of a license plate that read "FIT FRK" in the parking lot of Wendys. The driver waddled out and drove off. #
• I just ousted @rickjessup as the mayor of Dairy Queen (Bolton) on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/aLZd70 #
• @Richardsonian I still <3 Linux (Ubuntu) but I'm just in a wild & crazy phase of new things. My wife is happy it's limited to computers. in reply to Richardsonian #
• .@kosciejew @johntobin oddly enough the i thingy ad is a wmv file that won't open on my idevices. in reply to kosciejew #
• @RickJessup funny, I was at the Jays in the same section on Wednesday night. Saw the in the park homer. Now to eat more DQ! in reply to RickJessup #
• .@soygreentlatte @applediscounts funny stuff. The "free" headphones cost $18 to ship to Canada. #promotionfail in reply to soygreentlatte #
• I hope these fashions don't take off: granny panties! “@blogTO: SFW.French lingerie on the Toronto runway (Photos): http://bit.ly/a6y9uJ #
• Things you don't expect to see at the movies. I mean it's not even bluray. #moviefail http://yfrog.com/mulyvrj #
• Toy Story 3. Really good but difficult to get s 2 year old to keep on 3d glasses (@ empire theatre) http://4sq.com/dukgJk #
• @soygreentlatte if it had been somewhat reasonable I would have done it. Oh well in reply to soygreentlatte #

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• Some funny/rude Beetle Baily strips that they show in Europe in a book. Want to see these in the Sunday Funnies. http://www.bit.ly/bawdybeetle #
• Is the interweb down? I can't get anywhere on my iPhone or laptop. Anyone? #yesIknowtheironyofpostingthis #
• @kosciejew Congratulations! PiMPing on it's way. in reply to kosciejew #
• It's amazing the frequency of tweets that have #ttcfail or #microsoftfail Maybe #apple should buy them both & lock them down. #applebuysTTC #
• New: #ttc runs only on Apple approved streets. Say goodbye to fringe service. #ApplebuysTTC #
• Also the #ttc bus won't be on any street that has a strip club on it. You know how #apple feels about porn. #ApplebuysTTC #
• @johntobin what happened? in reply to johntobin #
• Happy Canada day! Just saw Dora the Explorer & now dancing to a band (@ Albion Hills Conservation Park) http://4sq.com/cyTwH3 #
• I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue. Airplane turns 30 today! Surely you'll want to take this quiz –> http://bit.ly/aidhkC #

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• Do you think the original iPhone qualifies to be on the Antiques Roadshow? #oldtechneedslovetoo #
• @Richardsonian you must be really bored at work. in reply to Richardsonian #
• Very cool video: I know you want to be Canadian: http://youtu.be/mWQf13B8epw #
• Cool earthquake. Bolton shook like crazy. #
• I've lived in San Francisco. Toronto, this was a large truck that happened to drive past all our buildings at the same time. #earthquake #
• Watching #Germany play in the #WorldCup & just noticed that there is no colour commentator. Just a play by play guy who is colourful. #
• Some of your instincts change when you have a kid: laying with my feet out of bed & touched. Old habit: kick. New habit: reach out & pick up #
• @Richardsonian was this made by the motherinlaw or from a restaurant? I wouldn't have Greek today: Greece lost. Lot of Greeks distracted in reply to Richardsonian #
• @JasonInMilton why don't you? No iPhone? in reply to JasonInMilton #
• @coffeeandsamosa Leave it to Ottawa to get jealous over yet another thing we do. I think we should let them have the #g20 as compensation in reply to coffeeandsamosa #
• @johntobin I love how you are still shocked by the ineptitude of M$. Your optimism for them knows no bounds. #ifitisstupiditsMicrosoft in reply to johntobin #
• Home without the wife around. Time to… Reinstall the O/S on the laptop. OMG I AM A GEEK! #shockingrealization #
• Son sleeping in the back of the car & I'm reading the disturbing tweets from yesterday & 2day on #g20 Anyone in a mask should be arrested. #
• I'm very pro-free speech & defend my rights vigorously, however the thugs in masks are out for violence and mayhem. Must be stopped. #g20 #

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