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Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes.

His wife was standing there watching him. After a period of silence she finally spoke. “Honey, I’ve been thinking – now that we
are married I think maybe it’s time you gave up golf so we can spend the weekends together. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs.”

Tim got this horrified look on his face.

She said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

”Well…for a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

“Ex wife!” she screamed, “I didn’t know you were married before!”

”I wasn’t!“