A cowboy and his new wife had just got married and found a nice hotel in High River for their wedding night.
The man approached the front desk and asked for a room. He said, ‘Howdy, we’re on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed.’
The clerk winked, ‘You want the Bridal’?
The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied,
‘Nope, I reckon not. I’ll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.’