Say what you will about paedophiles, but they do drive slowly past parks and playgrounds.

Poor guys, they’re always coming in a little behind.

They find it hard to fit in

My girlfriend’s dad accused me of being a pedophile just because she’s 18 and I’m 32. Really ruined our 10th anniversary.

Paedophiles are fucking immature assholes

If you have a problem with paedophiles, grow up