“I’ve been drinking gallons of water. I had three glasses yesterday.”
–Angie Cain October 13, 2004

“My ancient Greek is better than my ancient Latin.”
–Maria Mitousis, September 30, 2000 (roomate of Sue Kwan in Kingston)

“I was disconnected there for a while.”
–Clancy Clancy, Teleglobe Canada

“Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate”
— Lara Farah, 1993