-If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist
-If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a pansy.
-If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
-If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
-If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
-If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
-If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
-If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.
-If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment.
-If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.
-If you cry, you’re a wimp.
-If you don’t, you’re an insensitive bastard.
-If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist.
-If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.
-If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination.
-If she asks you, it’s a favor.
-If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you’re a pervert.
-If you don’t, you’re a weirdo.
-If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you’re a sexist.
-If you don’t, you’re unromantic
-If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain.
-If you don’t, you’re a slob.
-If you buy her flowers, you’re after something.
-If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.
-If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re up on yourself.
-If you don’t, you’re not ambitious.
-If she has a headache, she’s tired.
-If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore.
-If you want it too often, you’re oversexed.
-If you don’t, there must be someone else.
