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Wow. I don’t think it gets worse than this… but they are always trying to outdo each other so I’m sure this will be topped.
For those of you with an internet memory span, planking was this dumb craze where people would lay down on top of things and be very stiff. Like a board. Or a plank. Thus “Planking”.
Other than it being dumb, this is one reason why you shouldn’t do it.
An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight.
When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit..
The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. “Mr. Smith, I see you have a CCP”.
Do you have any weapons with you?”
The driver replied, “Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a 45 in the glove box and a .22 Derringer in my boot”.”
The officer looked at the driver and asked, “Anything else?”
“Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat.”
The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range.
The man said he wasn’t..
The officer bent over and looked into the driver’s face and said “Mr. Smith, you’re carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?”
Mr.Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered, “Not a damn thing”.