Having Fun
One morning I took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.
“What the hell?” I said to myself as a little “dust” cloud appeared when I shook them out.
“Angie,” I hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”
Angie shot back, “It’s not talcum powder. It’s Miracle Grow.”
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 & your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.”
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”
Little Patrick told him, “I was walking past your room last night & heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage & no bike!”
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can’t stand it any longer, and goes to Human Resources. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him. The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, “What’s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice”?
The woman replies, “It’s Keith, the dwarf.”
A young couple took their three-year-old son to doctor Cohen. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him bagels with cream cheese. That should solve the problem.”
The next morning, when ! the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm bagels and cream cheese in the middle of the table.
“Gee, mom,” the boy exclaimed. “For me?”
“Just take two,” his mother replied. “The rest are for your father.”
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