A Newfie stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’ The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, ‘About 2 hours.’ The Newfie left.

A few days later, the same Newfie stuck his head in the door and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’ The barber looked around at the shop and said, ‘About 3 hours.’ The Newfie left.

A week later, the same Newfie stuck his head in the shop and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’ The barber looked around the shop and said, ‘About an hour and a half .’ The Newfie left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, ‘Hey, Bob, do me a favour. Follow that Newfie and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.’ A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, ‘So, where does that Darn Newfie go when he leaves?’

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,………. ‘Your house!