• Great baseball tournament on the weekend then a 1 yo b-day party! Do I know how to live it up or what? #
  • Sing on the elevators at my work: Exit when doors open. Wow, really? Thanks for the tip. #signfail #
  • Months of Sesame St.= 0. 2 weeks of Dora and he's saying 'backpack' and 'map' and 'Oh No!'. Still, thankfully he's over the Wiggles stage. #
  • Raing in T.O. right now. If I had man-boobs I would totally win a wet tshirt contest. Okay, who am I kidding, I do. #
  • Psychic tried to hand me a coupon for a free reading. Shouldn't she have known I wouldn't take it? #
  • Saw "Modern Family" last night on #CityTV and it ROCKED! Very funny. A couple times I LOL'd. Fav acronym: "WTF = Why the face?" #
  • Nothing wrong with this:RT @tremendousnews: Again, at the *time* I asked her for a twitpic, my W key was broken. Why is that so creepy? #
  • Anyone else afraid of Coke Zero? How did they get it to taste like Coke, with 9 tsp sugar in each can & have no calories? Scary chemicals! #
  • I haven't had a meal at McDonald's since 1999 after reading 'Fast Food Nation'. I don't miss it at all. Okay I do miss Shamrock Shakes. #

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