• How does a drunken hillbilly find his sister in the woods?
    "purdy good" #joke #overheard #
  • It's #handytobeamagician when packing for a move & you need to keep all the cables together. Just pull out your supply of #19 rubber bands #
  • Another reason it's #handytobeamagician easy supply of sharpies to label everything. #magic #moving #
  • Best part of receiving 3 hours of an infusion is… Sleep! Worst part: needles, unless you are me 'cause I don't mind them at all. #
  • @Richardsonian WTF is your England doing? That had to be the worst goal ever. Hope he's getting paid in US$ in reply to Richardsonian #

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