• Q: What did the buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?A: "Make me one with everything." #joke #
  • The monk handed the hotdog vendor $20 & after waiting for a moment, asked for his change.The vendor said, “Change comes from within.” #joke #
  • A neutron walks into a bar and says "how much for a beer?" The barkeep says, "for you, no charge!" #joke #science #
  • What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?Philippe Philoppe. #joke #
  • What do you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns?Go for the juggler. #joke #
  • What did the shopkeeper say to the dehydrated Frenchman asking for a bathroom?"What are you going to do, Pierre?" #joke #
  • who is the roundest knight at king arthurs table?Sir Cumfrence#joke #science #

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