Twitter Weekly Updates for 2012-03-25

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! – Anonymous #
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.

–Oscar Wilde #
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
–Scottish Proverb #
Johnson with the major put back jam!! Go #raptors #rtz #
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. –Sam Kinison #
In a "Director level" meeting and as I look around quite a few are playing games or facebooking. #
Men have a better time than women; for one thing,they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.–H. L. Mencken #
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife. #
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
–Anonymous #