Man, I need to use these more often!

  • A few clowns short of a circus.
  • A few fries short of a happy meal
  • An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
  • A few beers short of a six pack
  • Dumber than a box of hair
  • Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box
  • The wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead
  • Not the coldest beer in the fridge
  • One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl
  • All foam, no beer
  • Has an IQ of 2 but it takes 3 to grunt
  • Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
  • An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
  • Has the IQ of a house plant
  • As smart as bait
  • Chimney’s clogged
  • Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor
  • His antenna doesn’t pick up all the chanels
  • Proof that evolution can go in reverse
  • Not the sharpest tool in the shed
  • The lights are on but no-one’s home
  • The light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished
  • 2 sticks short of a bundle
  • A few pints short of a quart
  • Cables connected, no voltage
  • Swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool
  • One neuron short of a synapse