Dan is very prolific with the jokes that he sends and it is MUCH appreciated. In this case, I think this might be autobiographical.

*A Great Comeback** *

A man was nude sunbathing on a beach in southern France.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walked past and said, snickering, “If you were a gentleman, you’d have lifted your hat.”

He raised an eyebrow and replied, “Your right. And if you weren’t so ugly, it would have lifted itself!”