- I had two Leaf Tickets lying on the dash of my car and some a$$hole broke in and left two more; lock your car doors! #Leafs #fail #NoCup #
- I hate the #NBA refs! All the calls go to the #Heat #RTZ #
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- Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! – Anonymous #
- Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.–Oscar Wilde #
- Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
–Scottish Proverb # - Johnson with the major put back jam!! Go #raptors #rtz #
- I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. –Sam Kinison #
- In a "Director level" meeting and as I look around quite a few are playing games or facebooking. #
- Men have a better time than women; for one thing,they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.–H. L. Mencken #
- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife. # - My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
–Anonymous #
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
–Anonymous
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
Men have a better time than women; for one thing,they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.–H. L. Mencken
In a “Director level” meeting and as I look around quite a few are playing games or facebooking.
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. –Sam Kinison
Johnson with the major put back jam!! Go #raptors #rtz