Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
–Scottish Proverb
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.
–Oscar Wilde
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! – Anonymous
- What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck! #joke #
- Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I just blew 20 bucks in there." #
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Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I just blew 20 bucks in there.”
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck! #joke
- Damn Rihanna has a shitty voice. Good thing she lip sync'd her solo. #grammys #
- Foster the people! Great version of the beach boys. #grammys #
- Why the standing ovation for Stevie Wonder? He can't see you to know… #grammys #
- Rockin out with a banjo! @SteveMartinToGo would be so proud. #grammys #
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Rockin out with a banjo! @SteveMartinToGo would be so proud. #grammys
Why the standing ovation for Stevie Wonder? He can’t see you to know… #grammys
Foster the people! Great version of the beach boys. #grammys