Damn Rihanna has a shitty voice. Good thing she lip sync’d her solo. #grammys
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- All men are seduced into believing they're marrying nymphomaniacs.The issue is after a few years the nympho leaves.
But the maniac stays on. #
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All men are seduced into believing they’re marrying nymphomaniacs.The issue is after a few years the nympho leaves.
But the maniac stays on.
- Brilliant. They've had 4 weeks to fix this leak & this is the solution. #fail http://t.co/U0bQb1OG #
- "@raptors: #Raptors win over the Cavs 92-77 behind 31 pts from Bargnani, 25 pts from DeRozan & Calderon w/ 13 pts, 11asts. #RTZ quot; about time! #
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Brilliant. They’ve had 4 weeks to fix this leak & this is the solution. #fail http://t.co/U0bQb1OG
- Suasage fest! At a tech event and of the 50+ people here there are only 5 women. And they are not models. #yikes #
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Suasage fest! At a tech event and of the 50+ people here there are only 5 women. And they are not models. #yikes
- Q: What did the buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?A: "Make me one with everything." #joke #
- The monk handed the hotdog vendor $20 & after waiting for a moment, asked for his change.The vendor said, “Change comes from within.” #joke #
- A neutron walks into a bar and says "how much for a beer?" The barkeep says, "for you, no charge!" #joke #science #
- What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?Philippe Philoppe. #joke #
- What do you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns?Go for the juggler. #joke #
- What did the shopkeeper say to the dehydrated Frenchman asking for a bathroom?"What are you going to do, Pierre?" #joke #
- who is the roundest knight at king arthurs table?Sir Cumfrence#joke #science #
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who is the roundest knight at king arthurs table?Sir Cumfrence#joke #science