Q: What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop?A: Dr. Dre #joke
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila #joke
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there. #joke
a red ship crashed into a blue shipTHE CREW WERE MAROONED. #bad #joke
What is the definition of a gentleman?One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn’t. #joke #music
2 atoms bump into each other. One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron!” the other says, “are you sure?” first replies, “yes, I’m positive.”
What do you call an Irishman that sits on your back porch all year long? Patty O’Furniture. #joke
Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Do you know how to drive this thing?” #joke
My wife is a porn star.
She’s going to be so mad when she finds out. #joke #reddit
Can’t believe I work at a place where signs like this need to be posted. #FML #FML http://t.co/oy56JsC