You may not know that many non-living things have a gender;

For example…

1 ) Ziploc Bags — They are Male, because they hold everything in,  but you can see right through them.

2 ) Copiers — They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.   It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3 ) Tire — Male, because it goes bald and it’s often over inflated.

4 ) Hot Air Balloon — Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you  have to light a fire under it, and of course, there’s the hot air part.

5 ) Sponges — Female, because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.

6 ) Web Page — Female, because it’s always getting hit on.

7 ) Subway — Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8 ) Hourglass — Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9 ) Hammer — Male, because it hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.

10 ) Remote Control — Female…… Ha! You thought it’d be male. But consider this — it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.