• Georgie Porgy pudding and pie
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    When the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too, cause he was gay. #
  • Happy Pride week Toronto! #
  • Just was attacked by a red winged black bird.WTF? Walking down Queens Quay on my way to work & it comes from behind & claws & pecks my head! #
  • For all you graduates out there: insert your own schools here: #joke http://www.goofingaround.ca/yj5 #
  • No, no, no! Men: black sports socks with dress shoes AND SHORTS is not allowed. You look like idiots. #
  • (sung to "BAD") "You know I'm dead, I'm dead, you know it…." RIP Michael Jackson #
  • @johntobin Must sux to be you. Lost D. Eddings, Gemmell and now Michael Jackson. #
  • OMG! Does anyone know the whereabouts of El Debarge? Is he dead too? #
  • RT @joshacagan More bad news for the Jacksons…At 11:58am PST, LaToya Jackson was tragically declared "Still Alive." #

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