• RT @badbanana: Tiger's wife may be able to beat him on a Friday, but never on a Sunday. #
  • 3am and finally getting to bed after a long days work. Have an 8am meeting. If I do the math right that means I get way too much sleep. #
  • Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. #TigerWoods #
  • Why did Elin Woods use the 9 iron to bust out the rear window? Because she hated the driver. #tigerwoods http://www.goofingaround.ca/tiger #
  • All kinds more Tiger Woods Jokes at: http://www.goofingaround.ca/tiger #
  • Had my second bone density test and it went well: I have bones and I'm dense. #
  • Why don't people speak up when there are wrongs? 2nd in line of 30 at #ttc & woman stands in front of me. I told her 'back is that way' #
  • Love that the washrooms at #Rogers Brampton have the lights on motion sensor. They staff off until someone enters. #ecowin #
  • RT @alancross: The interesting/amazing/shocking truth behind the Muppets "Bohemian Rhapsody" video: http://bit.ly/89jG37 #

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