Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot.

At the Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt (the manager) to finish serving a customer.

When Walt was finished Mary asked, ‘How much for that faucet?’

Walt replied, ‘That one’s pewter and it’ll cost you 300 dollars.’

‘My goodness that sure is a lot,’ Mary exclaimed.

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.

Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, ‘Hey Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?’

Mary replied , ‘No, but I will for the faucet.’

And that, my friend, is why you can’t send a woman to Home Depot.